What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

The Strait of Hormuz is a vital route for oil. Closing it could backfire on Iran - AP News

share office space ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

'Razor blade throat', a stabbing pain, might hint at infection from new Covid strain - WION

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

Manny Machado, pitching power Padres to series win over Brewers - San Diego Union-Tribune

So, the docs changed it to read

Thumbs down again.

So they tried

Fruit more effective than exercise for weight loss? Science reveals how to target belly fat - Glass Almanac

Hysterias & Posteriors

No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

EleutherAI releases massive AI training dataset of licensed and open domain text - TechCrunch

Just Forget it!

Minds and Behinds

Freaks and Cheeks

The Witcher 4 is built for console first, CDPR confirms 60FPS is not guaranteed - TweakTown

Another attempt resulted in ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

A rocket scientist wrestles with backlash over her Blue Origin flight - The Washington Post

No go.

Unacceptable again!

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What to Expect in Markets This Week: May Inflation Data, Apple Conference, GameStop Earnings - Investopedia

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Loons and Moons

What to know about Jeff Bezos' upcoming Venice wedding — and the protests against it - NPR

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Coco Gauff tops Aryna Sabalenka to give the French Open an American champion - The Washington Post

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good

Orioles Place Ryan Mountcastle On 10-Day IL, Recall Coby Mayo - MLB Trade Rumors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...